1. Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
Brothers and sisters
Put this record down
Take my advise
'Cause we are bad news
We will leave you high and dry
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose
It's just past eight and I'm feeling
Young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says
''Do not open
Before Christmas''
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
Brothers and sisters
Put these words down
Into your notebook
Spit lines like these
''We're good friends only
When you're on your knees''
Make them dance like
We were shooting their feet
It's just past eight and I'm feeling
Young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says
''Don't you open
Before Christmas''
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
Put this record down
Take my advise
'Cause we are bad news
We will leave you high and dry
It's not worth the hearing you'll lose
It's just past eight and I'm feeling
Young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says
''Do not open
Before Christmas''
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
Brothers and sisters
Put these words down
Into your notebook
Spit lines like these
''We're good friends only
When you're on your knees''
Make them dance like
We were shooting their feet
It's just past eight and I'm feeling
Young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says
''Don't you open
Before Christmas''
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only liars
But we're the best
We're only good
For the latest trend
We're only good
So you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we've got such
Good fashion sense
Lyrics taken from the original booklet in the album